Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Open mouth, insert foot

This was undoubtedly the funniest thing I can ever remember happening at church.

So testimony meeting was wrapping up, and as is typical in the Singles Ward, we have been bombarded by recent move-ins who want to make themselves known. Well, this particular bug boy (term given to all summer sales people, regardless or what they are hawking) is obviously not too concerned with making friends. Keeping in mind that I live in the Newport Beach Stake, and that my ward meets at the chapel next to the temple, this is what this dude starts off his testimony with (summarized of course):

"You know, the Newport Beach temple is not one of my favorite temples. (WTF?! Did he really just say that?) I mean it's nice and all, but I don't particularly like the architectural style or the location, or the color, etc (Note that this is the only pink temple I know of, and I think it is a fabulous)."

He almost recovers by saying that it is not too important how the temple looks, but rather that we visit the temple frequently and that it is the House of the Lord. He then admits that he has not been in it yet, which was already apparent, because the inside is amazing.

Anyway, so at this point he has probably already upset a good 1/3 of the ward which grew up in the area and obviously has a strong connection with the temple. He goes on for a couple more minutes about some other things and then concludes. The bishop is about to stand up and end the meeting, but then I see him sit back down. From the very back row of the overflow area comes a 14-year old kid who must have been visiting form out of town with his family.

He stands up, and adds his short testimony that went something like this:

"I want to bear my testimony that I love the Newport Beach temple and I think it is great because my grandpa designed it." He pauses, and then adds, "and he is sitting in the back row." The entire congregation bursts into laughter, which never quite died down until after the closing hymn. Fantastic. That is all I can say.

5 comments:

October Rising said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's seriously amazing! LOL!!!

-L- said...

That really is pretty much the most hilarious thing I've ever heard from sacrament meeting!

Michemily said...

That's funny, thanks for sharing!

Left Field said...

Great story. The Albuquerque Temple is also pink, though the color is a bit more subtle.

A CROW'S VIEW said...

You mean you get bug boys in you neck of the woods too? Wow, I thought it was just our area that got that blessing every Summer.